The Wizard of Od ~ Author Kelly Klein


Somewhere over the rainbow

Monkeys fly to the Land of Od

Where Dorothy and her cat Tito

have dropped into Munchkin Land.

The munchkin’s parade around Dorothy rapping

“Ding dong, the Wicked Warlock is dead!”

During the festivities a giant poof of purple smoke appears.

As it dissipates

Dorothy encounters the Wicked Warlock of the West.

He is intent to possess her ruby high top Converse.

Feeling terrified

Dorothy’s braids fly up in the air like Pippy Longstocking’s.

A munchkin blows a huge bubble

that grows and grows ‘til suddenly, it pops!

Covered in pink Bazooka Bubble Gum

is Gladwin the Good Warlock of the North.

Waving his sticky wand

he informs the Warlock of the West,

“You have no power here!

Be gone, before somebody drops a trailer on you too!”

Dorothy wearing her fly Converse

and carrying her Star Wars lunchbox

Boogies down the yellow brick road with Tito by her side.

They are on their way to the Sapphire City

to meet The Great and Powerful Od.

During their journey they meet the wise Scarecrow

who needs brain surgery,

The kind Tinman who needs a hip replacement

And the cuddly Cowardly Lion who needs psychotherapy.

The Wicked Warlock is always on their trail.

He hopes the poppies

will make Dorothy and her friends sleep forever

So the ruby Converse will be his.

Gladwin reverses the spell

and instead the poppies make them drunken with laughter.

Arriving in the Sapphire City

Dorothy and her friends are shocked

to see a donkey of a different color.

They are treated to a spa day.

Botox for the Scarecrow

a massage for the Tinman

a pedicure for the cowardly lion,

and a fuchsia dye job for Dorothy.

Holding onto each other nervously

they finally meet the Wizard of Od.

Each one pleading for his help.

He will only grant their wishes

if they bring back the dagger of the Wicked Warlock.

The monkeys fly through the rainbow capturing Dorothy

Bringing her to the Warlock.

He realizes he has to eliminate Dorothy

if he wants those magical ruby high tops.

Dorothy cries out as Tito escapes, “Run Tito, Run!”

While Dorothy weeps and weeps

her friends come to set her free.

However, her tears have created a flowing river

through the corridors of the castle,

Making it hard for a rescue attempt.

The warlock is raging mad

as he starts to disappear into the salty tears.

He screams out, “I’m melting! I’m melting!”

When bringing back the dagger to the Wizard of Od,

Dorothy and her friends realize he is a humbug

but a gentle humbug.

He doesn’t have a medical license,

So he refers the Scarecrow, Tinman, and Cowardly Lion

to see the renowned Dr. Seuss.

Suddenly, the Bazooka bubble appears again,

And out pops Gladwin the Good Warlock.

He explains to Dorothy

she always had the power to go back to Las Vegas.

Dorothy clicks her high tops and repeats,

“There’s no place like home

there’s no place like home.”

As Dorothy awakens with Aunt Em by her side,

She mutters “What happens in the Land of Od

stays in the Land of Od.”


© Kelly Klein

Excerpt from the book “Down The Rabbit Hole”

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